Opinion

In and out Our entire lives are spent going in and out of buildings.

Anger

Primitive is relative I somehow failed to rinse all the shampoo out of my hair the other day. When I noticed it later, my daughter ran her fingers through it and exclaimed: “It feels like dry wetness!” A few days earlier, when I told her she had to wait 30 days to get something she wanted, she lamented: “Thirty days?! But 30 days is 100 days!!!”

Classic science fiction set in Wisconsin

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My dog takes Prozac. In fact, she needs Prozac. I’m open with the fact that my dog is antidepressants, and it’s usually met with an “awww,” or curiosity. My dog--Anna--always gets a few extra friendly scratches when people find out. She enjoys it, but sometimes she cowers, which is just one of the things the Prozac is for.

“This statement is a lie.” If the above sentence is true, then it’s a lie. And if it is a lie, it is true.

Wade into this outdoor thriller

Dear Editor,

Joker Review What do you get when you have the actor who played Johnny Cash, the director who made the Hangover movies, and a story about one of the most villainous clowns of all time? A masterpiece.